"Congratulations, You have just discovered the secret message.
Please send your answer to 'Old Pink',
Care of the funny farm, Chalfont..."
"Roger, Caroline's on the phone..."
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where we used to talk
How shall I fill the final places
How should I complete the wall
I am just a new boy,
Stranger in this town.
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?
Ooooh, need a dirty woman,
Ooooh, need a dirty girl.
Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel a real man?
Take this rock'n'roll refugee,
Oh, babe, set me free!
Oooh, need a dirty woman,
Oooh, need a dirty girl.
[Phone rings..Clink of receiver being lifted]
"Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd.
Will you accept the charges from United States?"
[clunk! of phone being put down]
"Oh, He hung up! That's your residence, right? I wonder why he hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else there besides your wife there to answer?"
[Phone rings again...clunk of receiver being picked up]
"This is United States calling, are we reaching...
[interrupted by phone being put down]
"See he keeps hanging up, and it's a man answering."
[whirr of connection being closed]