[Intro]: Lil Wayne (Nurse):
Where's my coffee?
(Good Morning, Dr. Carter)
(Looks like its going to be a long day.)
Uhhh, another one? What we got?
(Your first patient...) Yeah?
(Is suffering from a lack of concept...) Uh-Huh.
(His flow is weak...) Another one...
(And he has no style) Ugh...
(What you got for him?)
[Verse 1]: Lil Wayne
OK. Let me put my gloves on and my scrubs on.
Dr. Carter to the rescue. Excuse me if I'm late,
but like a thief it takes time to be this great.
honestly, just wait. Your style is a disgrace,
your rhymes are fifth place and im just grace.
One, Uno, Ace and I'm tryin to make your heart beat like bass,
but your sweet like cake and i come to fix
whatever you shall break. Where is your originality?
You are so fake so picture me like a gallery.
Capture What i say. All i need is one mic. All i need is one take.
Like hey, brighter then the suns rays got a pistols on the playground.
Watch the gunplay like
No kids in the way,
but the kids do watch,
Gotta Watch what we say.
Gotta work everyday.
Gotta not be Cliche.
Gotta stand out like Andre 3K.
Gotta kick it, kick it like a sensei.
You gotta have faith you gotta, gotta... Wait, wait, I think i...think I lost one...
[Radio Voice]:(Dial 118, please)
[2nd. Intro]: Lil Wayne (Nurse):
(Good afternoon, Dr. Carter)
(I don't know about this one. His confidence is down, vocab and metaphors needs work, and he lacks respect for the game.)
Uhhhh... Let me see...
(You think you can save him?)
[Verse 2]: Lil Wayne
Respect is in the heart.
So thats where i'ma start.
And a lot of heart patients don't make it.
but hey kid
cause you could get through anything if Magic made it.
And that was called recycling
are we reciting
something cause you just like it
so you say it just like it.
Some say its biting
but i say its enlightning
besides Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest.
And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest.
And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the nicest.
arthritis in my hand from writing.
But i'ma docter they don't understand my writing.
So i stop writing.
Now i'm like lightning.
And you ain't VINCE Young so don't clash with the Titan.
Fast and exciting.
My Passion is Frighting.
Now let me put some more Vocab in your I.V.
Here take this Vicodin
Like it and love it
and confidence has no budget so pay me no mind i don't walk like i talk it cause i'm running i don't do it cause i done it and i'm in the emergency on it...
God damn It, I lost another one...
[3rd. Intro]: (Nurse) Lil Wayne:
(Good Evening, Dr. Carter, it's been a long day, but this one looks much better than the others.
His respect is back up, concepts sound good, his style has Shown strong sign of improvement.
All he needs now, is his Swagger.)
OK, let me take the gloves off then.
Verse 3 (Lil Wayne)
Swagger Tighter Then A Yeast Infection.
Fly Go Hard Like Geast Erection.
Fashion Patrol Police Detection.
I Stay Tight Like Chinese Connection.
I Stay Tight Like Pussy At Night.
Baby Don't Get Me Wrong I Could Do That Pussy Right.
But I'm To Wrong To Write.
To Fresh To Fight.
To Paid To Freestyle.
To Good To Freestyle.
I Had To Say It Twice
Swagger So Nice.
And Don't Ask Me Shit Unless It Concern A Price.
And I Don't Rap Fast I Rap Slow.
Cause I Mean Every Letter In The Words In The Setence Of My Quotes.
Swagger Just Flow Sweeter Than Honey Oats.
That Swagger I Got It I Wear It Like A Coat.
Wait, As I Put The Light Down His Throat.
I Can Only See Flow.
His Blood Starting To Flow.
His Lungs Starting To Grow.
This One Starting To Show.
Strong Signs Of Life.
Wheres The Stiches Here